Algernon Jones ate Paris Green,
And died all over the carpet clean,
The loss of the rug piqued Algie’s father,
Who remarked, “He always was a bother.”
— Harvard Lampoon
Published in Life, Vol XL, Number 1052, New York, 1902.
*”Paris Green” was a poison made by the Sherwin-Williams Company.
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